Posted 2 weeks ago

boop

  1. 0: Height
  2. 1: Virgin?
  3. 2: Shoe size
  4. 3: Do you smoke?
  5. 4: Do you drink?
  6. 5: Do you take drugs?
  7. 6: Age you get mistaken for
  8. 7: Have tattoos?
  9. 8: Want any tattoos?
  10. 9: Got any piercings?
  11. 10: Want any piercings?
  12. 11: Best friend?
  13. 12: Relationship status
  14. 13: Biggest turn ons
  15. 14: Biggest turn offs
  16. 15: Favorite movie
  17. 16: I’ll love you if
  18. 17: Someone you miss
  19. 18: Most traumatic experience
  20. 19: A fact about your personality
  21. 20: What I hate most about myself
  22. 21: What I love most about myself
  23. 22: What I want to be when I get older
  24. 23: My relationship with my sibling(s)
  25. 24: My relationship with my parent(s)
  26. 25: My idea of a perfect date
  27. 26: My biggest pet peeves
  28. 27: A description of the girl/boy I like
  29. 28: A description of the person I dislike the most
  30. 29: A reason I’ve lied to a friend
  31. 30: What I hate the most about work/school
  32. 31: What your last text message says
  33. 32: What words upset me the most
  34. 33: What words make me feel the best about myself
  35. 34: What I find attractive in women
  36. 35: What I find attractive in men
  37. 36: Where I would like to live
  38. 37: One of my insecurities
  39. 38: My childhood career choice
  40. 39: My favorite ice cream flavor
  41. 40: Who wish I could be
  42. 41: Where I want to be right now
  43. 42: The last thing I ate
  44. 43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
  45. 44: A random fact about anything
  46. 45. Selfie
Posted 2 weeks ago
  1. person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
  2. me: nope
  3. person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
  4. me: i'm not
Posted 2 weeks ago

the-fandoms-are-cool:

leradny:

videohall:

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

HE GRABS THE CUP BUT THEN HE DROPS THE PEN 0.0003 SECONDS LATER

AND HE LOOKS UP AT THE CEILING INSTEAD OF AT THE GROUND WHEN HE CAN’T FIND THEM

I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING HE JUST DROPS IT

IT’S NOT FUNNY IT’S VERY LOGICAL THAT HE WOULD HAVE ADJUSTED TO LIVING LIFE WHILE HE WAS IN SPACE BECAUSE IT’S DIFFERENT FROM EARTH BUT I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE

*THUNK*

Posted 2 weeks ago
kawinslow:

sentientcitizen:

zillah975:

deducecanoe:

neopetcemetery:

Falkirk Wheel - Falkirk Scotland

The Falkirk Wheel takes about as much energy as it would to boil about 8 kettles of water


What? WHAT? What? WHAAAT?

Wait isn’t that the thing from that movie with Jodie Foster and the aliens?

Apparently this is a real rotating boat lift from Scotland and according to the UK tourist website it is indeed so well balanced it actually takes only 1.5kWh of electricity per rotation and that makes me so happy.

Engineers are magicians.

kawinslow:

sentientcitizen:

zillah975:

deducecanoe:

neopetcemetery:

Falkirk Wheel - Falkirk Scotland

The Falkirk Wheel takes about as much energy as it would to boil about 8 kettles of water

What? WHAT? What? WHAAAT?

Wait isn’t that the thing from that movie with Jodie Foster and the aliens?

Apparently this is a real rotating boat lift from Scotland and according to the UK tourist website it is indeed so well balanced it actually takes only 1.5kWh of electricity per rotation and that makes me so happy.

Engineers are magicians.

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago
purtie:

This has got to be one of the best things on this entire website

purtie:

This has got to be one of the best things on this entire website

(Source: rawrao)

Posted 2 weeks ago

hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

(Source: maryjblige)

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

sarahnitson:

typac:

typac:

ashley tisdale and seth rogen in donnie darko is so funny they are like 12

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aren’t you forgetting someone

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Posted 2 weeks ago

loser-fish:

Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing