Posted 2 weeks ago

dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.

The fandoms will come for you.

ok

Posted 2 weeks ago

the-plaid-princess:

When your pet adjusts their position so they can lay their head on you

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Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

Any Black female who lives in Oakland

deerxdance:

wifigirl2080:

Do not go to the liquor store on 90th and MacArthur, around 10-14 Black men will be standing out there with vans and they will try to snatch you up, the Arab dudes who own the liquor store are in on it do not go there during the night, if it wasn’t for my boyfriend being with me last night they would have got me #staywoke

SUPER IMPORTANT!!!!

Posted 2 weeks ago

dragondicks:

promoting body positivity for larger girls:

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doing so by throwing skinny girls under the bus, calling thinner girls “fake”, or insisting that being bigger is “what men really want” (implying that any female body type is only good if it has male approval):

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Posted 2 weeks ago

horsantulas:

youtube just gave me an entire episode of bleach instead of an ad

Posted 2 weeks ago

caseyanthonyofficial:

This was one of the funniest jokes in film history

(Source: georgia-costanza)

Posted 2 weeks ago

Panic! In front of the cute girl

(Source: rlckrolled)

Posted 2 weeks ago

thecrimsonalchemist:

didneysworl:

when u get a lousy grade even tho u studied

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when u dont study and u get a good grade

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(Source: cooldog1996)

Posted 2 weeks ago