Posted 2 weeks ago

oroxine:

poyzn:

There is someone out there for everybody.

It just might be a goose.

Posted 2 weeks ago

shippingtronnor:

isafeye:

Everyone who suffers from social anxiety needs a friend who will

  1. help them order food when it’s too scary
  2. walk with them through crowded places
  3. help them laugh it off when they make a mistake
  4. not get tired of answering “no, you’re not annoying, silly goose! You’re adorable and I love you” no matter how many times it’s needed

and if you’re that friend, bless u for being fab <3

this is too accurate 

Posted 2 weeks ago
Posted 2 weeks ago

holmesfan:

weregoingtojackson:

i will always reblog this because its my most favorite thing ever.

lol his face is like ‘i have just been given a gift’

(Source: nenyc)

Posted 2 weeks ago

deducecanoe:

cl-oy:

So this is my school… this happened

Wait that dude is only wearing half a shirt. What if his buff ness distracts ladies?

Posted 2 weeks ago

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

i-am-mr-clever:

TH-THEY JUST SHOWED UP OUT OF NOWHERE

(Source: fuckyeahdementia)

Posted 2 weeks ago

shitshilarious:

shitshilarious:

DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS

max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional 

Posted 2 weeks ago

trendygoat:

lets play “did that childhood memory actually happen or did i just dream it”

(Source: trivialblog)

Posted 2 weeks ago

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

  1. 1: What are you wearing?
  2. 2: Ever been in love?
  3. 3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
  4. 4: How tall are you?
  5. 5: How much do you weigh?
  6. 6: Any tattoos do you want?
  7. 7: Any piercings that you want?
  8. 8: OTP?
  9. 9: Favorite Show?
  10. 10: Favorite bands?
  11. 11: Something you miss?
  12. 12: Favorite song?
  13. 13: How old are you?
  14. 14: Zodiac sign?
  15. 15: Hair Color?
  16. 16: Favorite Quote?
  17. 17: Favorite singer?
  18. 18: Favorite color?
  19. 19: Loud music or soft?
  20. 20: Where do you go when you're sad?
  21. 21: How long does it take you to shower?
  22. 22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
  23. 23: Ever been in a physical fight?
  24. 24: Turn on?
  25. 25: Turn off?
  26. 26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
  27. 27: Fears?
  28. 28: Last thing that made you cry?
  29. 29: Last time you cried?
  30. 30: Meaning behind your url
  31. 31: Last book you read?
  32. 32: Last song you listened to?
  33. 33: Last show you watched?
  34. 34: Last person you talked to?
  35. 35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
  36. 36: Favorite food?
  37. 37: Place you want to visit?
  38. 38: Last place you were?
  39. 39: Do you have a crush?
  40. 40: Last time you kissed someone?
  41. 41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
  42. 42: What color underwear are you wearing?
  43. 43: What color shirt are you wearing?
  44. 44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
  45. 45: Wearing any bracelets?
  46. 46: Last sport you played?
  47. 47: Last song you sang?
  48. 48: Last prank call you remember doing?
  49. 49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
  50. 50: Favorite movie?
Posted 2 weeks ago

dreamychocolateprincess:

awsomecupcakepro:

thenimbus:

deerfiend:

He never saw it coming

He didn’t know how to say wake up, so he tried everything he knew

THATS SO FUCK ADORABLE OMG

aww