Posted 3 days ago

blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends.

Posted 3 days ago

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

image

this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

(Source: cockedtail)

Posted 3 days ago
whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

whydoihaveablog:

fallinl0vewithyoureyesclosed:

allthedarlingthings:

Jewelry for fidgeters. Love it.

Need.

This is necessary for someone like me, who silently destroys napkins and beer bottle labels with my nervous hands during the most casual of friendly conversations. 

(Source: )

Posted 3 days ago
flavorsofsam:

OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

flavorsofsam:

OH WELL FUCK I MEAN IF THEY TASTE SLIGHTLY LIKE FUCKING WALNUTS THEN WHATS THE FUCKING POINT OF TIME CONTROL

Posted 3 days ago
  1. grandma: DO YOU WANT AN APPLE
  2. me: no thanks grandma
  3. grandma: HERES YOUR APPLE
Posted 3 days ago

mautzz:

solyss:

She thinks she is helping me study

but this makes turning the pages a little complicated.

Love her

wow

in my days we weren’t allowed notebooks down in the slytherin common room 

(Source: solysstherhinosaurus)

Posted 3 days ago

whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb

Posted 3 days ago

ladystilts:

This is the kind of boyfriend I need.

(Source: bradbury-charlie)

Posted 3 days ago
iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

iamretrokid:

lmafo did he just enchant him?

(Source: bballgifs)

Posted 3 days ago
1nd2rd3st:

gonna get laid

1nd2rd3st:

gonna get laid